When Rex Breefs conceived "The Fart Line", it started out as just a phone number. There was The Date Line, The Live Psychic Line, The Sports Update Line and others. Rex decided to create "The Fart Line".

However, during the last several months, Rex has come to the unbelievable realization that farts are not universally embraced. As successful as this web site and the phone line are doing, and as enthusiastic as you folks are about farts, there are many people out there who do not share our feelings. These are the people on the other side.

Rex has come to see a new meaning to the words "The Fart Line". Thousands of people have already visited this web site and called the phone line. Millions more will follow. However, there are those who do not feel farts should be discussed in public, much less celebrated. These uptight people are on the other side of "The Fart Line". Perhaps as Rex pushes on in his fight, these folks will loosen up a bit.

It is up to you, those who are able to appreciate farts, to help Rex in his life's work. By supporting these efforts, you can make it happen. Rex knows he is preaching to the choir, but he believes that this farterrific sermon might just make the difference. Ask yourself this important question:

"The Fart Line.....where do I stand???"